how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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