So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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