I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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