sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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