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Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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