Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Boobs speak an international language.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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