I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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