After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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