Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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