Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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