Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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