He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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