what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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