well he's currently spooning the coffee table
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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