so explain again why im purple
no
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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