Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I deserve this hangover.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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