just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.