did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night