not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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