I accidentally had phone sex last night
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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