I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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