I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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