I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything