Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Better not shit yourself at the gym.