I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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