just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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