Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
