anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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