my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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