I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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