what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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