God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
how drunk are you?
Several
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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