Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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