what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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