It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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