party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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