I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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