We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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