I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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