True but thats because hes a fetus.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You were trust falling into bushes
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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