dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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