I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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