We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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