bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
ok first of all what the fuck
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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