This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just want nice things and good sex
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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