Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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