It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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