We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
