am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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