rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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