Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
