Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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