today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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