He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
