plz talk dirty to me
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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