I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
i think im in europe. pls send help
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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