That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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