I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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